Wait...you stand up to take a shit?

Youtu.be/OFLQAEiO7xo

Are NJ roads that bad??

Bro, never!!

I would’ve been like, bahaha, yeah but not to you, I just have to sell it to somebody.

Forget double, mine is 6x higher and I thought long and hard before spending $40k...

Why the F is someone making $49,000 a year buying a $35,000 car???

Think of how dumb the average person is... Half the people are dumber than that.

I’m glad NY state troopers aren’t assholes. I went out during the blizzard yesterday. Trooper was traveling in between a lane going like 40. He saw me coming up quick moved over, I got along side him, waved, he waved back, and I nailed it, going back to 75.

Except my Ford raptor. Best purchase ever for moving shit fast.

If you’re going to be commuting into NYC from Jersey, you’re fucked. Seriously.

Yeah I guess I gotta consider myself lucky. My wife does everything...

$700 for 25 min, wtf? You can go to a local place and get the same thing for like $50!

BTW word of advice, subscribe to Design Engineering or any number of engineering magazines (they’re free). Tons of gears nowadays being made of plastic. The tensioner and guide for timing belts, you know, the one running next to a burning hot engine, bathed in motor oil, with a chain scraping against it nonstop for…

Oh you’re so right. I seriously have no idea what I’m doing.

No, THIS is the angriest engine you’ve heard in a while.

Yeah, that’s the women who are too dumb to actually find something to do with their lives while they’re married.

On a sinking ship, all men, women, and invalids for themselves!

Wait... you couldn’t just drive there, you had to pay like almost a thousand dollars?

“No one” is just another way of saying “i am too picky about gender or species”