They need to start prioritizing 5-60 times. Because that’s a lot more realistic.

Whoa whoa, u still have hopes and dreams?

Weren’t you sobbing into an empty wallet before? Now it’s not empty? Or is it filled with tears from the previous sobbing?

Did u miss the part about the fucking magic wizard???

Most people would say I’m a pretty nice guy....

How about a motorcycle?

Trying to figure this out...

I hope he taxes the living fuck out of everything. Most of the morons who voted for him can barely afford to stay afloat anyway. And if they think their cushy $30/hr jobs putting screws into door panels are coming back, they deserve to wallow in destitute while a bunch of robots takes their job. And as a designer of…

The Aventador is a production car, right??

Nah, you’ll just have a house payment then. And diapers. And college tuition for your kids...

It depends on your perspective.

I guess that’s why they call you the graphic designer!

Um, yeah it’s the wing thing...

I’m just gonna have my dinner in my basement tonight and maybe finish that scotch.....I’ll start over tomorrow....

That chocolate is over a year old...

Yes it does...

$200,000 of stale moldy candy...

Yeah....... Just gonna... Yeah...

You can go to hell with your witchcraft!

If I weren’t married I would ask you to a coffee.