Did u miss the part about the fucking magic wizard???

Most people would say I’m a pretty nice guy....

How about a motorcycle?

Trying to figure this out...

I hope he taxes the living fuck out of everything. Most of the morons who voted for him can barely afford to stay afloat anyway. And if they think their cushy $30/hr jobs putting screws into door panels are coming back, they deserve to wallow in destitute while a bunch of robots takes their job. And as a designer of…

The Aventador is a production car, right??

Nah, you’ll just have a house payment then. And diapers. And college tuition for your kids...

It depends on your perspective.

I guess that’s why they call you the graphic designer!

Um, yeah it’s the wing thing...

I’m just gonna have my dinner in my basement tonight and maybe finish that scotch.....I’ll start over tomorrow....

That chocolate is over a year old...

Yes it does...

$200,000 of stale moldy candy...

Yeah....... Just gonna... Yeah...

You can go to hell with your witchcraft!

If I weren’t married I would ask you to a coffee.

As someone who’s stuck by Mitsubishi’s side through thick and thin... That sounds about right...

It blows. I just told u, there’s no such thing as suck!!

Um... if you have a 5'x5' steel plate and you cut a 4'10" square hole into the middle, there’s only 1" of meat left around the perimeter...