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I work in a very professional environment, tie and all, and no one seems to mind paying me 160k a year when I drive a Mitsubishi with a huge wing on the back.

Ungodly turbo lag.

Except ChildWatch (tm) brand cars.

This dyno curve gives me a chubby. GTI power up to 3000rpm, Golf R power from 3-4000rpm and then at 5000rpm bwaaaaaaaaa!!

No.... Mike Vining is the human version of a sleeper.

Ah the ol brake hard and grab her ta-ta’s trick.

Don’t knock it till you try it.

If that were my mom i’d be like, OMG I can’t feel my legs!! Nah I’m OK but that seriously hurt..

When the family decides to go to the local diner...

Well he did give birth to you...

If you blur your eyes, it looks like a mushroom cloud...

Why does that show the car being on a lift?

Go back or go home! SL73 AMG

It’s funny because it’s true.

Yeah but it said thanx 4 hard work.

What douchebag decided that pushing forward is upshift and pulling back is downshift? Seriously? Not that hard to get right....

When in buttfuck idaho did this happen????

Holy crap how far we’ve gone. That thing looks like a total sleeper nowadays. And by sleeper I mean the type where the anesthesiologist fucked up your dosage, no one noticed that your heart hasn’t completed a single cardiac cycle in the past like, 8 minutes.

Ford Focus RS

I will sleep with his wife as well.