I never learned to read...

That shit is shopped!

If you work hard maybe some day your boss can crash an even better Porsche.

Why would a white racist with a confederate flag plate drive a hyundai?

Why can’t they just put like, a 4000psi compressed air source pointing up out of the hood at like a 60 degree angle. It’d press the nose of the car into the ground while at the same time providing a bit of opposing thrust.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....

So when VTEC kicks in your brakes lock up?

I would love to see one of those with laser CIWS and rail guns.

Just make it fold up.

As an engineer... I have to ask... what the fuck is the CEO good for?

What’s important is the low radar cross section.

He’s getting ready to steal it!

Just exactly how stable is this thing at that speed.....?

I recommend this video every time. Massa and Kubica in Japan. Full contact racing in F1, in the rain.

It can be absolutely fatal if you’re unconscious and or immobile and the car’s on fire and they try to pull you out of the car.

Might make egress kind of dangerous, especially with road bike style retaining mechanisms...

Massa and Kubica didn’t have any visibility problems here...

Ever see those 80mph police chases where they shoot out the perp’s tires and they keep going?

As an engineer, I probably would design my products so that every high torque screw is near something to prevent backlash and have the screw gun anchor to that when screwing.

This is a Porsche.