Was this thing using michelin cup tires? Cause those things are basically racing slicks.

What about me??? Ungray me!!!

Thank god that retard didn’t work on computers what with their master and slave drives...

How exactly does no auto rev match work when downshifting?

1st offense: warning buzzer

Did you account for plutonium injection into the cylinders?

In NYC, I engage my turn signal when the side of my car is 1 wheel width already over the line.

Arg why couldn’t mitsubishi pull shit like this instead of, oh I don’t know, going bankrupt!

Is this going to be correct wheel drive?

Nah then the nipple gets all pixelated.

This is the end... my friend... *sniff*

I hope I’m doing this right...

Shut it! Maybe if you worked hard and invested wisely, one day you can have that window switch too.

You’re blocking the drive way...

I keep hovering my mouse over the upper left corner but the god damned pic won’t enlarge!

At first I thought the caption said ninety eight percent.

I was following an ice cream delivery truck once and the back said:

A cop drove into your house!?

At least they didn’t shoot the car.

Does that sign on the front of the car stand for “don’t make fun of small penises”?