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I predict HALF A FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS by tomorrow morning.

Bad. Ass.

Don't ever blame luck. It's good parenting.

That's a father-son moment right there. Better take advantage of it before your kids don't wanna take shits with you anymore!

That's assuming he killed every single person with his hands. He might've had an assistant.

Hahahahhaha I lol'ed.

Karma, you can't beat it!

The thank the white m*****f***er comment, I could see being MD. But the one you told, didn't seem that slick at all so I looked it up.

$80 Grand and counting. Go internet.

You could? Or did?

Amen!

Well he's actually making a turn in that picture...

This is the most amazing story I've read on Jalopnik.

I work at an engineering firm. One of our interns thought fastenal was "fast anal".

If there isn't, there needs to be a QOTD for bad parking jobs!

She can eat me all night long...

No joke. I was at a honda dealership over the weekend and one of the salesmen told me, "don't buy a crosstour. If you want a truck, get a truck, if you want a car, get a car. Don't buy anything with the word cross in it."

They're outclassed by most MINIVANS!

Father, you're here!!