Good god! I made a promise to not fap at work too much.

That video isn't of the McNish crash...

Didn't that happen to mark webber at that event, TWICE?

I've played at and driven by courses where a few of the holes were right next to the road and often wondered about the liabilities of having something that close, unguarded next to the road.

Was it a titleist?

Is that a Sentra on a race track?

Her boobs are too big.

But then it would be a vagina!

What if the cop was a rapist?

Come on people, give me some options for a track I can actually drive myself, not behind a car at 45mph.

Her belly button is too vertical. Will not do.

I feel more attractive in no pants...

A.. Jensen Button....

On good dry pavement? Probably no more than 10 grand.

This is hurting my brain...

Has everyone gotten soft?

What if the kid killed himself in the process? Win win win!

So I guess if I was so drunk that I couldn't make any "deliberate, conscious" decisions and I staggered to my car and swerved all over the road, that's ok then?

His head fell off!

You can throw in $200,000 and that won't explain this: