This is really the most disgusting tongue ever. Is that even a natural tongue color? I always ask then whenever it's out. It's usually some barf color that doesn't look like tongue. :/

Surprise Panty Massacre sounds like about the best band name ever.

Gentleman Pug is cuter, and I'd wager that his tongue is much cleaner.

Day 1: Meh.
Day 2 : MOTHER OF GOD
Day 3: Winding down already?
Day 4: Surprise, motherfucker!
Day 5, 6, etc: Yes, this is still kind of happening, deal with it.

Regular art films include gratuitous sex to seem edgy. So to make Porn art films edge, you take away the sex (and it becomes an incisive critique of suburbian ennui or something).

Errrbody else trying to get in, and that mother fucker always trying to get out.

it didnt happen, almost entirely bc i was sitting, but it was super uncomfortable. i think i may have legit sneezed it out while i was having a tinkle later one. but it is a weird feeling to be sitting and laughing and having your tampon being like I WANT TO BREAK FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mirena is (almost) all my wishes come true in the form of a birth control.

Ahhh I was Laughing as I was watching this a felt a gush... .. time to get up & check myself.. cuz I wrecked ma self.. oh well... Period panties.. Your comment cracked me up too. Thanks for making me laugh :-)

One of the great things about the Mirena is MAGICALLY NO MORE PERIODS!!!! That said, I did love "My BODY is squeezing chunks of my BODY out of my BODY."

the other day i was laughing rly hard and my tampon was clearly aiming for an escape

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

as someone who was just the victim of a surprise period attack ...

I feel that in the entirety of the statement it stops becoming shade, but the "self appointed Princeton mom" is chilly as fuq.

I love The Rock as a general rule, but I love everything going on in this gif specifically. His face, furrowed brow, and slight head shake seem to say, "Yeah, YEAH man! I am so in support of whatever is happening right now!"

Clearly, that school has nothing to offer me.

Lawyer Jezzies!!

You know what would have made the Grammys much more interesting?

Why is Jez blocked at my work on this holy day? How am I meant to respond to everything with TSwift gifs now? IT department, why have you forsaken me?