49shades
49 Shades of Gray
49shades

I knew a girl in high school who was involved in a sexual relationship with a guy in his twenties (she was 15). It fucked her up beyond belief. She became obsessed with this guy and even now, many years later, after getting married and starting a family, she STILL contacts this guy. Anyone who says someone that young

It looks like an eye! It's horrible and awesome!

My husband used to have very bad acne and still gets impressive pimples on his back which I love to pop for him. He doesn't understand why and thinks I'm weird. Now I know I'm not alone!

Those things are super creepy. After reading the scariest stories on Halloween, I wouldn't want anything that could potentially get haunted/possessed in my home.

Thank you! He's my favourite Doctor too! Love him!

My dad used to always take us to bars after his softball games. My mom used to be a bartender so I definitely remember sitting at a bar with my Shirley Temple. My brothers and I were also good, but this was the 80s, a different time. My parents put the fear of God in us.

Me neither. That's horrifying!

That is terrifying! I'm reading these in a dark room because I can't sleep. I'm nearly wetting myself with fear!

I moved to Ireland 10 years ago. I love these types of stories and I was excited to live in a country so full of lore and magic and apparently, more ghosts then you can shake a stick at! After all these years, I've seen nothing. No weird experiences or anything. I haven't given up hope, though! maybe one day I'll

As a Futurama fan, I appreciate your use of the word "jimjams". Also - scariest thing ever!

Every time I see your byline I'm like:

This article is pure gold. Best line: "they air-hump like frat boys at a talent show". I am a former NKOTB fan and I LOVED Jordan!

Just want to say how much I love reading your articles, Mark! Pure gold!

My best friend and I were dating guys that were also best friends. The 4 of us went to our senior prom together. About 30 minutes in, she dumped him and made us all leave. It was an awkward ride home and I was so pissed at her for ruining my prom!

I tend to be more attracted to older men as well - like Jeremy Irons and the latest Doctor - Peter Capaldi.

I totally don't think that's hot. Nope.

That kitty's face is adorable!