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When did Gizmodo switch from being a tech blog to being a tech marketing platform?

Perhaps these men can wipe their tears with all the extra dollars they get from the gender pay gap or they can take a boner pill that their health insurance covers as they sit at the top of the corporate food chain, surrounded by other men who look like them, while they commiserate over how downtrodden they are.

But what else am I going to watch with my spouse so that we can judge people on their tacky choices, annoying complaints, and complete inability to see past a coat of paint to change things up?  

My FIL used to moonlight at a liquor store when the real estate market was slow, and when she was a kid my wife would sometimes hang out there with him. One time some guys in their late teens or early 20s came in and chatted up my FIL as if they were old pals, with my FIL asking how they were doing now and what they

GOP passes abortion ban: It’s the will of the people!

GOP: we’re putting abortion back to the states.

Vasquez... was on her phone watching the talent show The Voice just moments before striking the pedestrian... Vasquez... claimed she was merely listening to show and checking company Slack messages on another device.

I don’t see that specific comment as blaming her, just wondering how it’s possible she didn’t suspect anything after he had a fucking bunker built in his basement.

This is evil. You make it impossible to get a legal abortion, and then punish women for finding a way around that. 

I appreciate how Jon Hamm, once Mad Men wrapped up, could’ve done the predictable leading man action movie star thing, and basically said “Nah. I’m going to do comedies and weird shit.” And the world is better for it.

It’s funny how the world doesn’t express such disgust when women choose breast implants to feel more feminine.

Hell, if those girls got killed because they weren’t wearing skirts, put all the kids in skirts.

Charter school = religious school =racist school = sexist school. These charter schools were just created to erode public education and to groom innocent children with religious indoctrination straight out of the Dark Ages. All at public expense.

Wait. So the mass shooters wouldn’t have killed 14 girls if they’d been wearing skirts? I need to see evidence from all mass shootings since 1999 because I know at least one teacher was wearing a dress when she was killed. I also need to see the scientific data behind this claim.

“Do you remember when you were growing up, do you remember how simple life was, how easy it felt because you were a kid with no real responsibilities or obligations? Well, it’s Joe Biden’s fault you’re old and have to work now. Vote him out and you can go back to being a carefree child, unbound by the rigors of

have flooded their respective communities with photos of British comedian John Oliver”

It’s almost as if modern capitalism is inherently alienating or sometihing

We’re all depressed because the “pursuit of happiness”, as enshrined to us, has been stolen bit-by-bit every day for everyone by the moneyed upper classes, and we see basic life needs getting more expensive and out of reach every single day.

This isn’t super hard to figure out: people don’t have jobs that sustain

If you ever fantasized about leaving your job right on your 67th birthday...

This new season looks great! So glad infuriating Colin Robinson is back, he’s always been a highlight for me.