[muttering] “Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as Donald Trump. Kathy Bates as…

Go out and socialize. Why does your human contact have to revolve around work? That’s your problem right there. You’re using work as an excuse to be with and talk to other people (look how often you mention “work” in your article). Get outside of your comfort zone, your life will be richer because of it.

Last summer there was an interesting National Review article on the benefits of appearing on Fox News that speaks to some of this

Married for almost a decade. Not so hard. Maybe because I didn’t rush into it until I was older. Two marriages dunzo by 32 is suggesting something.

I never thought to look in the menus. Just hold down the power button until something happens.

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

I’m wearing a pair right now and despite having a fairly ample booty, they contain everything. I wouldn’t go with the ones with lacy leg openings as they tend to slip more. Stick to the ones that are this style:

I’m wearing a pair right now and despite having a fairly ample booty, they contain everything. I wouldn’t go with…

As much as I want to see DeVos’ nomination go down in flames because she is bad and stupid - I still think it’s curious (i.e., curiously bad) that of all Trump’s terrible nominations (Sessions, Carson, etc.) the only one we might muster the votes to derail is a woman. Is that too PC of me?

After watching them buy up every regional chain they could and turning every Weinstock’s/Bon Marche/Filene’s I ever liked into another Macy’s, fuck ‘em. I hope they die.

This is karma for Macy’s shutting down Marshall Fields in Chicago.

Also wooo WA state! Really proud of our governor and AG right now. I know the federal judge was appointed by Bush (boy do I miss that fucker rn); kudos to him and kudos to Bob Ferguson for bringing the suit.

Seattle for the win. Nordstrom, Costco, Starbucks, Boeing, Amazon, Microsoft, Expedia, these are the big ass companies that are/need to tell cheeto boy to shut the fuck up.

Mega Pro Tip: don’t say as a matter of fact, this very car is where you were conceived!

It’s like the bully who you know has a rough home life; you can feel bad for him and still think it’s bad when he picks on other kids.

Yes! I can feel sorry for her and still think she is not that great of a person.

Yes, that sounds about right. My impression from everything I have read is that the US system is more complicated and restrictive in various ways though.

If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.

Well *there’s your problem!

To be fair, as someone pointed out, Martin is writing the manuscript equivalent of seven or eight “normal” (i.e., non-epic fantasy) novels with these things, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise that it takes him forever to crank out a new one. Which leads me to wonder, is the giant-size fantasy model broken? What if…