Neat trick but when I fly it’s always a full flight EVERY. DAMN. TIME. ugh. lol.

I’ve got this comforter that was developing wear so I bought a cover for it. After a while that cover developed its own holes, so I just bought another cover and put it over the old one. Over the years my comforter keeps getting thicker and warmer.

Shhh, just keep ignoring her like the rest of Western Washington residents do.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

I see them, and any liking I might have held initially for a website, is gone. I feel hate. And I don’t care what their reasons might be, for putting that stuff in our way. Evil is as evil does.

My brother has/had mental health issues and “call the cops” was the advice his psychologist gave to my parents when he acted semi-aggressively as a teen, less than 5 years ago. He wasn’t violent, just angry, and never brandished a weapon. They took her up on her advice many times, despite my pleas not to (I would…

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

well. said.

the “balancing 1000 things” is what makes me the most mad. I “balance 1000 things” because I know full well that if I don’t take the dry cleaning, book flights for thanksgiving, coordinate w/ my inlaws, book a cat sitter, etc, that shit WONT GET DONE. And it’s not b/c my husband is a loser. He’s just not used to…

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Ivanka . . .

Call me crazy, but a live-tweeted semester of this drama has a book deal written all over it.

I work at a research institution and edit the work of people with PhDs for a living. Everyone is shitty to me because I have a BA, meanwhile I work for a guy with two doctorate degrees who doesn’t know the difference between “affect” and “effect.”

Guistinna for the win! She shut that shit down with the quickness. I bet $10 Ashly is used to flinging attitude around and getting her way, and Guistinna let her know up front that she was not here for it - with bullet points! There are going to be some epic fights in that room. I bet Ashly will be the one to storm…

The delivery nurse asked if her mom wanted to name her Christina, but the mom said, “No, just Tina.”

So with this update, Apple has effectively turned your iPhone into Geocities.

Plus it’s been shown that women simply don’t value money as much as men, why would they accept less pay otherwise? It’s called science.

I DO remembering hearing somewhere that regular periods make you deranged and emotional and incapable of rational thought.

I went from a team of five to just me and when I went in and made the case for my raise, I was told I should just work overtime if I needed extra money. I went from “polite and harmless female” to “listen fucker” immediately and came back HARD on why I DESERVED a raise that was paltry compared to the amount of money…

Move to the right, and stop trying to justify your flaccid, passive-aggressive need to be the unofficial traffic cop who clogs up the left lane in a pathetic attempt to force others to abide by your interpretation of the rules of the road.