He took that concept of “get out of jury duty by pretending to be racist against everyone” and just fucking ran with it.

He also completely contradicts himself in that statement. The Mexican -American judge is biased because of his heritage, but he’s also doing well with Mexicans. If he’s doing well with Mexicans, wouldn’t they be rather unbiased?

People overall suck at future planning and are not good with money. That would end with a lot of old people not being able to work and homeless which isn't a fun thing for everyone.

I may record the entire show from my seat since I don’t know what order guys will come out in and I want to make sure I don’t miss anything good.

Or maybe people need to look out for each other like in the case mentioned above. Between this case and the Greg hardy domestic violence case what helped the victim was a stranger who witnessed what happened. We as a society need to do better to be observant and helpful to each other

I love when women watch out for other women

Tormund + Brienne continues to be great.

Belinda’s all, “Um...Jane..honey? We didn’t record “Walk Like An Egyptian”...you know that...right?”

well yea that’s the point — if one of these two very different industries must require fingerprinting and licensing, then i wouldn’t pick strippers first

Given his previous job, I assume he defaults to PR understatement.

I will only listen if the track list is something like this:

There are ten young children on my family’s side alone. We were very restricted (due to budget) on how many people we could have. Having more than 10% of our guests have a 9pm curfew was not going to happen. Family was understanding, and I know a few enjoyed the night off.

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

On the plus side, having your reception at one of these places is a perfect excuse to tell people why they can’t bring their insufferable brats with them.

When your first response to “how has your wife changed you” is “well, she gives me a lot of pleasure” ... that is not a healthy dynamic.

Play that for me one more time. It will keep me together. : )

You do understand this issue isn’t really about Ronald Reagan, right? It’s about not making fun of a particularly heartbreaking disease.

Or just use a couple of these, found at any hardware store?

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…