Belinda’s all, “Um...Jane..honey? We didn’t record “Walk Like An Egyptian”...you know that...right?”
well yea that’s the point — if one of these two very different industries must require fingerprinting and licensing, then i wouldn’t pick strippers first
Given his previous job, I assume he defaults to PR understatement.
I will only listen if the track list is something like this:
There are ten young children on my family’s side alone. We were very restricted (due to budget) on how many people we could have. Having more than 10% of our guests have a 9pm curfew was not going to happen. Family was understanding, and I know a few enjoyed the night off.
And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.
On the plus side, having your reception at one of these places is a perfect excuse to tell people why they can’t bring their insufferable brats with them.
When your first response to “how has your wife changed you” is “well, she gives me a lot of pleasure” ... that is not a healthy dynamic.
Play that for me one more time. It will keep me together. : )
You do understand this issue isn’t really about Ronald Reagan, right? It’s about not making fun of a particularly heartbreaking disease.
Or just use a couple of these, found at any hardware store?
Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares
-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…
That would be a good instagram response, have people instagram the company how many other Zara employees have braids.
Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed.
Well it’s good to know that while Wells Fargo will fuck you over, it’s simply because you’re human, not because you’re a trans human.
The acrimonious break-up of the conservative christian right and corporations is a fascinating thing to watch unfold.