Well of course he jerks off on the subway. Self control and good judgment are not his strong suits.

I love South Park, but I really hate that this season has given assholes like this a reason to feel validated that they’re the real victims here. (Even though they missed the entire point...)

If you read the link in the blog you shared about some doctor “taking down” Kinesio tape, he says (and the research shows) that the product works no better or worse than an ace bandage. So for therapeutic purposes, totally not a scam. I see the adhesive properties, lack of bulk, and a single application which lasts up…

Few can resist the vaginal gravity well. That’s why women should avoid congregating; it could create a world-destroying uterine singularity.

it’s almost like style is subjective and not everyone will like the same things...

Are you counting tights as well? Cuz, counterpoint(s)

Anthropologie used to have such great stuff, they do still sometimes, but so much is just shapeless lace paneled see through blah.

They still sell the Tippi sweaters, but the quality has sharply declined in the past few years. I LOVED the Tippi, and I used to buy 3 or 4 a year in different colors, up until last spring. If I hold up the ones I have from around 20102 (?) next to those from just 6 months ago, you can really see the difference. The…

I think Anthropologie is having that exact same crisis right now too.

Jesus, lady. Just talk to your kid. “Sweetie, I know you’re away from home for the first time and figuring out how to live life on your own, but it worries me when we don’t get to talk to you for a while. Can we promise to call at least once a week to check in and see how things are going? I love you, and know that…

He attacked a Christmas party. The War of Christmas has its first casualties.

Handy Pocket Guide to Mass-Shooting Reactions in America:

Sure, it’s easy to say that after the fact, but at the time, how was Van Dyke supposed to know that McDonald wasn’t a zombie, or a vampire, or some other immortal creature of the night that no single bullet could fell?

Oh my god, that is one of the most annoying things to me. I want to roll my eyes right out of my head whenever that happens, which is far too often. Not just re: music, but with anything. It’s amazing how often a woman suggests something, a man ignores her, and then later he suggests the same thing like it was his…

On multiple occasions, my ex-boyfriend tried to introduce me to music that I had attempted to have him listen to previously. When I informed him of this, each time, he was incredulous. This was indicative of his general lack of appreciation for my knowledge on many subjects. Thus, he is an ex-boyfriend.

Typical of men to think that behind closed doors when women are alone, it’s still All About Them.

I guess I’ll have to be the monster and admit I’m cool with my husband having women friends, to a certain extent.

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read on this website, so congrats on that I guess.

All the way out, all the time. I need alone time. The fastest way to drive me out of a relationship is to try to attach yourself to my hip.

I require my boyfriend to wear a GoPro at all times. It is wired to take a picture whenever he sees something that makes his heart rate increase.