If you listen to the lyrics to “Tattooed Love Boys” this will not surprise you one little bit.

Yup. That’s kinda like saying you can’t be upset about racism because you’ve benefited from white privilege?

pretty sure those are the drapes from Peewee’s Playhouse.

Shower robe? Curtain?

Ummm yeah you can definitely still be upset about it because it’s fucked up.

Yes. Of course you should.

stop dating and marrying men who are not adults.

Kids are terrible. That’s awful advice.

I always hate the “aren’t black people appropriating white clothes” argument, because white people didn’t just ask other cultures to wear their clothes, or beg people to wear their clothes, they marched themselves into other people’s countries and forced them to wear their clothes, speak their language and assimilate…

She deferred to me, and I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision making just as a gift and let her take charge of so many things.

I feel ridiculous in lipstick. I own lipstick, but I basically dab the tiniest bit on just for some color. I have small, though shapely, lips, but their smallness is only emphasized by lipstick.

I placed my baby for adoption 4 years ago. It was a rape and I had originally sought an abortion immediately (Plan B didn’t work. Yes, I took one at the hospital)

I worked in HR at Google for nearly eight years; I quit two months ago and am now taking some time off to write and other shit and also stop commuting 4 hours a day and answering emails 24/7.

Hold up - Jon Snow AND Jaqen H’ghar on the same flight?! Stewardess, please fix me a sandwich!

Tell that to the Cannibal: he will eat the sprint, he will eat the Alps, he will put you to the sword, he will flatten your village, he will salt your earth.

The Badger is coming to devour you and your bad opinions

Like anyone actually watches the Tour de France.*

Isn’t the Tour de France on tomorrow? So this isn’t even correct, prima facie.

Wow.

Getting high is fun, it makes you feel great. People love getting high. The problem is, and bear in mind I still need to do some research, but getting high appears to make me feel great every time I get high.