Sounds like my approach to detox. We had a guy who was up for promotion. He was an excellent soldier when not binge drinking... which was as soon as he was off duty. he was going to kill his career before it started, so we put him through an emergency detox program that consisted of waiting for him to pass out…

Funny, I did something similar to another dude in my Army unit. Peed on the door handles too.

I participated in the enhanced interrogation of a prisoner in Iraq. Nothing has bothered me quite as much. Not my dead friends, not the other evils I've done. When I close my eyes I sometimes still see war; and sometimes I see this man. These things lurk behind my eyelids; sometimes I can feel the thoughts and…

As a kid I got 15 minutes of video game time for every hour studying or playing outside. Chore time did not count as playing or studying.

What are the repercussions of exposing my 8 mo old to 12 hours of NPR a day?

We do not poo in front of each other, but my wife and I will fart in front of each other and blame it on the cat before giggling like third graders. Also, I regular pick up her "feminine products" at the store with no qualms, and toss them into the garbage can too; after all she picks my dirty underwear (she calls…

I intend to watch it in the hopes of finally shrugging off the damage done by watching the Challenger explode as a child. All I ever wanted up until that point was to be an astronaut... afterwards, being and astronaut made me sick to think about. Aversion therapy at its finest, is what Gravity is.

Valve already uses steam to raid my wallet several times per year. An extensible box that runs games native, or streamed from my primary pc would destroy my nearly paid for XBO. The real questions about a steam box are going revolve around input methods and driver support for peripherals. I'm very curious about the…

Exactly 2 phone calls - where do you want to go, what time to pick you up; and I'm on my way, see you in 30 minutes.

I knew I was in love with my wife and that we would get married on our second date.

Carpinteria Beach State Park

Not so much long as unending... but here I am working on a paper for my Graduate degree and avoiding writing a conclusion because my brain is fried. Ughh and this bullshit is due tonight...

NPR Reporter eats ghost pepper, and starts ahllucinating

NPR Reporter eats ghost pepper, and starts ahllucinating

I feel like I've gone a little too far down the rabbit hole on this one. I know damned well that -our is a perfectly acceptable way to spell colour. I use to read and write to much poetry not too really. Just chalk this up to me watching Archer at work.

Doesn't it?

Being right never saved anyone from being an asshole. Its all about delivery.

Soooo option B then!

Any gaping asshole who spells odor "odour" is