“why would a company selling to an international audience and happy to take international dollars care about the international response to their product???”

“To bust a cap, precisely where a wizard means to, Master Samwise"

I can absolutely believe unhinged, occasionally but definitely-dangerous-to-others Hollywood celebrity is preferable to regularly, actively abusive partner.

It's a shame we'll probably never get a sequel to Sekiro

You might think that a company treating people with respect and caring about their mental health should be expected and not celebrated

To wit, there are two aforementioned (oddly grown-up-looking) professors: Professor Sada and Professor Turo.

Yeah, that makes sense, and Johnny being MIA for the expansion is easy enough to explain for whatever reason (‘there’s a frequency jammer! there’s a neural net which disrupts helpful celebrities! Johnny needed a nap!’).

Other notable details from the apparent leak are that it takes place prior to the end of the game and will factor into revised endings depending on how you play. It also sounds like Johnny Silverhand, Keanu Reeve’s character, will play little to no role in it, which isn’t too surprising if you consider the casting…

I enjoyed but bounced off Sekiro at the bottom of the forest with the monkeys, making progress but it was pretty difficult.

Time is pretty wonky in Dark Souls but if you managed to bring the Beast Torch to Lordran that’s pretty impressive.

My first time through Dark Souls I hated Depths way more than any other area people complain about (Blighttown, lava land), but I played super slowly and carefully, trying to kill every enemy and working my way through like that. Getting cursed multiple times nearly made me quit entirely.

I just replayed Bloodborne after Elden Ring on PS4 and it was such a blast, I would 100% play it again at 60 FPS and 1440p on PC.

Ohhh yeah that makes sense! I actually missed that the fertility doctor is referred to as a “he”, and she was relating that advice to her Ayurvedic holistic adviser.

I'm excited to play Dune: Spice Wars but from the sounds of it I kinda wish this game was Dune set instead

Saying an Ayurvedic expert is a “fertility doctor” seems inadvertently belittling to actual doctors specializing in fertility with medical degrees

Yeah I don’t see why that wouldn’t be the solution. I’ve no idea how much the dumb ape things cost but if this one was #8000 just pay the minimum for one of the other 8000 and... That’s it?

reboot Tenchu you cowards

The furious wailing and gnashing of executive teeth is a sublime music 

“Deadspin is going to make so much more money because I'm going to force them to stick to sports!" -An Herb

But a number of people likely not just built this thing, but also wrote the blog, got interviewed for it, and then signed off on it to share with everyone else. The reaction on the internet to the post and the tool it describes has been complete disbelief, and rightly so. Consider the fact that nobody there saw this…