A Napoleon biopic should be told entirely from the perspective of his Marshals and chiefs of staff, family, courtiers, without Napoleon himself being present at all; Masséna, George III, Josephine, Murat, Talleyrand, narrated from the perspective of a dead Lasalle.

I won’t lie, I’ll be disappointed if the show does decide to change things up and make someone else the Dragon. I can’t imagine it happening (by all accounts, the showrunner seems to be a fan of the book series), but I’m still a little nervous going into the end of the season.

Ah yes, once I’d heard the titles of ‘A Link to the Past’ 'Link’s Awakening’, 'Ocarina of Time', 'Oracle of Seasons', 'Oracle of Ages', 'Majora's Mask', 'The Wind Waker', 'Twilight Princess' and 'Breath of the Wild', I knew there was no point in playing any of these games because the title had really said it all. 

3 FES is good, but Tartarus is a bit repetitive. Persona 4: The Golden is a GOAT though, I love 5 and its style and themes more, but the emotions and cast and heart in 4 absolutely stands up.

The Atreides and Harkonnen for the first two factions with two more empty for upcoming.

Player of Games is a great read, as is Use of Weapons. Both highly recommended. 

Good job on getting fewer hours of entertainment out of the same product than the average person, Champ.

I heard you lose bowel control when you’re guillotined

“I do not wish to make Dragon Age 4 a microtransaction games as service open world imitation of trends that will be 5 years outdated by the time this game ships”

I can’t play the “back in my day” card because Benedict Cumberbatch is older than me, but naw you fucking dolt, unless you’re chugging vape juice or inhaling cigar smoke 50 minutes of every 60 for an entire workday, you haven’t experienced nicotine poisoning, you got an upset belly.

“How many cute cat pictures make up for skewing elections into the control of extremist uncle-types?”

Hey now maybe the whole season is actually Gi-Hun rounding up disenfranchised former contestants or aggrieved relatives and with 60 other comrades lands the Granma II on Rich Capitalist island and wages a protracted people’s war for the emancipation of the proletariat

I liked TOR, I played a Bounty Hunter to 50 on release and the endgame was a bit thin, but honestly the biggest disappointment for me was the engine and combat, it just felt awkward and sluggish.

I did enjoy it, and played a Bounty Hunter up to 50, PVPed a bit, enjoyed the story beats, it just never quite managed the magic 

“It’s Bioware, of course it’s going to be amazing!”, 2010 me, wide-eyed and optimistic that this whole thing would turn out okay. 

You’re not wrong.

I think Final Fantasy XIV is responsible for a bigger hit to WoW's numbers than New World. 

Also shout out to the Party City red leather daddy Morpheus and discount Harley Quinn from Vampire - Bloodlines: The Masquerade, and American McGee’s Alice for carrying the Goth flame for so long:

All those Ancient Greeks but no Thracian Robert Smith?

Oh it was definitely not my intention to mean those were it, there is no way I could cover all of Britain’s imperialism, I didn’t even touch on North America or the Caribbean.