I put her with Kathleen Turner, Helen Mirren, and Emma Thompson in the Amazing Women You Would Have a Great Time Drinking With But Do Not *Ever* Want to Piss Off group. I should probably add Meryl Streep to that group, too.

Okay, now the Trump campaign has made me like an E.L. James tweet. THAT’S ENOUGH!

Michelle plays the long game. That woman thinks weeks and months in advance. You’re thinking about your lunch, she’s thinking about dinner next year. She’d be a fiend as a con, we’re lucky she’s chosen to use her skills for good.

They worried that this was big government telling people what to feed their kids.

Guys. Guys? Guys.

I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

I’m pretty sure it’s something like this:

The line drawn between Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump is both obvious and invisible—like it was etched using a thick black marker with ink only the sane can see.

When a chef kisses their fingertips as if to say, “Mwah, that is delicioso!”

Sorry to burst your condescension and faux indignation bubble but the only thing it says about them is that they probably don’t pre-screen tweets from established politicians. I doubt it was put on the air intentionally, which is why it’s so amusing.

As a resident of the west side of Chicago, I was particularly infuriated by his using our city as an “example.” We hate his gross building. We in the “inner city”-- which, fuck you very much-- don’t think the solution to crime, let alone long-held racism and cronyism, is any of the shit he thinks will “fix” our …

Hillary’s comeback about having enough stamina to endure the Benghazi hearing/witch trial made me laugh.

I loved watching Trump tie himself into a Gordian knot trying to explain his stances on his tax returns, support for the Iraq war, and birtherism.

It’s hilarious that Trump accused Hillary for ‘not having stamina’, while he couldn’t stand for 60 minutes of a debate without panting, sweating, and sniffling, while she stood there smiling, fresh as a daisy.

I also laughed with glee at the ‘lack of stamina’ accusation. She looked like she could have gone 10 more rounds without getting winded.

I prefer to think of it as the ‘suffocating monkfish’ face.

I’m delighted with Clinton’s composure tonight. She clearly trained to endure his incessant interruptions with calm and poise, effectively delivering her message in spite of him. It made Trump appear even pettier than usual. Well done, Hillary.

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE

Howard saying Trump is on coke is like the pot calling the kettle black. And by black, I mean Negros of color. I mean, Persons of Negros. Which I have totally employed... which is totally like housing discrimination. Which totally happened. But, you know, lawyers like Barack! And we totally just settled on that…