Not really a surprise. Their parents didn’t exactly come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Honestly, the US didn’t deserve the Obamas. The crap we put them through was shameless, and they handled it with such poise and grace. Also, yay, National Parks!

Ted Cruz, the man who read Green Eggs and Ham as part of his filibuster proving he a) didn’t understand the point of the children’s book and b) perfectly fine with political shows that serve his purpose.

God, Sarah Palin. I will never forgive him for unleashing that nightmare on us.

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

yeah, “you’re a fake because I wasn’t very curious or bright when I was 12 years old” is an interesting defense that seems to be proving his point

Let’s see, should I belong to the young, LGBT, or Latino community today?

Nah, he doesn’t want to pretend he cares about GLBT people, but since he lives in Texas thinks it might be good to pretend to care about Latinos.

The web site at the bottom of that image is giving me life!

When Mr. Let’s Kill Social Security And Medicare is your party’s one voice of (relative) reason...goddamn.

In a tight race, that is the winner for most asinine comment. Too bad the prize isn’t a slap upside his fool head.

NO

In the amount of time it would take that mother to discard her children and prepare herself to fire back at anyone, she would likely already be shot.

#DontTreadOnMyRightToBeAFuckingIdiotFoxNews

One of the most aggavating things about this election has been watching certain idiot BernieBros insist that Hillary is “basically a Republican” because she voted for the Iraq War.

Kind of like those Apache helicopters and their tomahawk rockets.

Your beef is with radical extremists, then. ISIS represents as much about Islam as Donald Trump represents an empathetic human being.

*Reads Hillary’s tweet*

Thankfully, indeed. Raccoons can get very grumpy in confined spaces. We have one that regularly camps at the bottom of our driveway. It won’t move for anything and has a definite “come at me bro” attitude. We just park in the street and use the side gate.

I can't watch more than three episodes of a show in a row. My attention span doesn't allow it, and typically two is my limit. If I watch 5 episodes in a weekend, that is a lot, so my definition of "binge" probably isn't normal. That said, the shows that I binge watch are Person of Interest, Madmen, Orange is the New…