“Trump puts himself in a position to answer questions.”

On the other hand, an empty podium is vastly preferable to an actual Trump speech.

The premise that Beyoncé is the one that gave black and Hispanic “permission to flaunt the things that make them unpopular ...their coloredness and their weight” is the part where I’m gonna have to strongly disagree. For one, I feel like this gives Beyoncé both too much credit and not enough. I agree that Beyoncé has…

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

This is where you do all that plus find a good lawyer for the civil suit that will bankrupt that asshole. And the company. Which I would like to avoid because one guy’s Sad Trombone Boner apparently rules all the fucking policy/promotion decisions so if you happen to mention its name we’re good.

Is there where I get to complain about how *after* I quit my job at Bank of America, I found out I was blocked from a promotion because, despite my boss, his boss, and several peers recommending me enthusiastically, the boss above them had an uncomfortable boner for me and said my attire was inappropriate?

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

What I learned from this video:

Black People aren’t Americans. We are the aggressor against American Cops in the “URBAN WAR ZONES.”

Nice Guys™ almost always tell you how nice they are. Very Nice Men are just actually very nice and don’t have to tell you how nice they are.

Another thing I think comes into play is that she is really no different from many Democrats that people like and respect when it comes to her flaws, yet she gets the most shit for those flaws.

I’m all about supporting our troops. And about women having to pass the same physical standards as men. Every woman partner I’ve had as a cop easily passed the same standards I did. My last one is still in better shape than I’ve ever been in. So, I know women can do it.

I am shocked that no one told you about this. When I went to my GYN to talk about how to fix my shitty periods, the first thing she suggested was suppression. Hell, the ladies at the free clinic in my college town were singing the praises of suppression 10+ years ago.

“It’s our identity.”

May I have your mother’s bedspread so I can Scarlett O’Hara it into a dress?

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

That’s because the forced birthers are not about saving lives. They’re about punishing people for having sex.

So i was looking for some appropriate Legolas quote gif for this whole OrlSelPer drama. I failed in that reguard. However, I found something even better, Stephen Colbert as Legolas. I knew you good folks would approve.

I like the fact my god is cool with premarital sex. Not cool with rape through.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.