Number of Jalops surprised by this announcement: Zero.

This was never meant to be a realistic representation of Wrigley anyway... the W flag is raised.

You can buy cocaine, though.

These cost the planet quite a lot to produce.

Yes.

Because China.

says the guy who drives a fiat 500

now you go home, your still drunk from last night

"it goes to show that with enough power, even driving straight on a massive runway is hard."

Unless they're FWD cars with more than 250ft lbs of torque. Ask me how I know...

I'm surprised they weren't in their matching bowler hats! Either way they are both so lovely!

OMG!

This is, hands down, one of the coolest things I have ever seen. Is it too late to go back, learn to fly, be a dude, and try to be a fighter pilot? Do they take women in their mid-3o's? I want to barrel roll!!!

I don't get it...

Raphael Orlove: Asking the hard questions.

Bob gets as close as he wants.