Holy SHIT that's amazing. If this is what the DOJ can do to foreign parts suppliers for making an alternator cost $20 more than it should, imagine what they'll do to all the greedy asshole bankers who illegally ruined our economy!

Damn skippy.

Judge's decision: only applies to aftermarket eyelashes.

I take exception to #7. Can we get a judge's ruling here?

Like a boss!

Not a wagon.

I don't know if this really counts because it was done by Nissan's in house tuning (Nismo), but it's pretty weird that they would stuff GT-R capability into what is pretty much a lifted hatchback. It's pretty cool too.

Yes, why don't all these people just jack it up in the garage and do the work themselves! Surely a 3/8" ratchet set will have all the tools to work on one of the most technologically advanced cars ever built! Not to mention the thousands of dollars in software and specialty tools for THIS. CAR. ALONE. are obviously in…

Wow, how embarrassing for you, huh?

I see Mr. Buzzkillington has arrived.

Here's how conversations will play:

Nissan: Honda spent too much time cocking around with the next NSX so we made one for them.

If your gf/wife is not having an orgasm, you're literally doing it wrong.

She gets a pass on the feet on the dash.

Nissan RB26DETT

1. It's been two years.

stupidity has a short expiration date. "too soon" ended about 6 weeks after it happened.

Ask and ye shall receive.

I prefer the silver clad blond.