That’s not a Chevy Colorado. It’s a Ram.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

Ammo can airbox-snorkel for a jeep

Wasn’t a holiday party, but it was good.

My wife is head of HR/Operations for a startup in San Francisco. She managed their move into a new office, and hosted the big office warming party. Probably 250 employees/friends/etc in attendance.

I was 5 cocktails in when I started playing beer pong. That was mistake #1.…

My boss was in charge of hiring the DJ for our office party (300 employees + spouses, very corporate) but of course he dropped the ball and started calling people the day before the party. Since he couldn’t find anyone, he begged me to do it (I was in a band at the time so that somehow qualified me in his eyes). Not…

My previous company, (which was a short-lived experienced due to them filing for Chapter 11 after only a year there), used to have these really swanky Christmas parties at this high-end, members only “club” in Philly called the Union League. The corrupt jackass who ran the company was a good ole boy member there, and…

Um. Does having a gun pulled on you apply? I live in Chicago so I should have known better.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

Sorry, I already read Jenn Sterger’s oral history of Favre. I didn’t even have to scroll four inches.

As a Lions fan, the silver lining here is that I didn't piss myself after I drank to excess trying to fall asleep last night.

This is amazing!

When i was about 8 years old, my family had this huge vacation trip planned, and since my aunt/uncle was sleeping in my bed room I slept in the built out attic. I woke up to find that they had left me, which honestly wasn’t so bad, I had a bit of a party. Though these 2 guys tried to break into the house, and since I…

Circa 1995, we had an Isuzu Trooper II with 2.3 4 with the self-destruct head. I had just gotten back in touch with the parental units (long story) so visiting them for Christmas was imperative. Note that this meant driving from San Diego to Oklahoma, as we were also broke.

I remember this horrible Thanksgiving back in the late-80s when I was trying to get home to Chicago from a meeting in NYC. The trip ended up taking three days due to a litany of problems: weather cancelled my flight, my train broke down, and my rental car was impounded by the cops after it caught fire. Ended up…

I feel like I’ve read this one before

I was just chilling, doing a little hunting, when I saw them roll up. I don’t like to pass judgement, but these guys looked weird. They were like a bad semi-Goth band with hipster tendencies for wool and poorly fitting jackets. Ugh, those hats were atrocious too. And they were rolling deep. Women, animals, you name…

First time I ever tried to do the turkey myself I was alone at my mom’s new house, where everyone was supposed to meet for dinner. She had an oven with a pilot light; I had no idea what that meant. Came to with my brother carrying me out of the house to lay on the lawn and my mom doing the same to the dog. Turns out…

I once saw this move where they totally forgot to put wheels on some kid’s Miata. Cheap man. Just cheap.

In the background of one of the battle scenes in braveheart there is a white van

Second story is Rex Ryan pleasuring himself.