From this:

I starred but ewwww

Mine has been posted before, so I’ll make is short. From this:

Your detailed knowledge of dildos is impressive.

Wow. Just lightly repair it and clear coat it. Rat Rod P-51. That paint/rust is amazing, makes it look like it was carved from wood.

I would’t mind giving it a try.

Chevy Citation.

Uh, except for smashing into the wall at 228 mph. Let me repeat that. HE HIT A FUCKING WALL AT 228 MPH.

Well, fuck. Hopefully the real wreck goes better.

Escort: Beautiful, Charming, gives you pleasure.

Full name: Pontiac (Please kill it with) Sunfire.

The Dodge Stealth

“Kit car”

The upside to Chicago/Midwest winters is that, all the roads are flat as shit, so even if you slide, you are just on the shoulder. I tend to be more worried about people running into me because they have “All Season Tyres” and think that makes them impervious to the snow, hence my winter beater. I live in Wisconsin…

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

How would you like to get this email after spending $25K

Cuts through Radiator Springs, if I recall correctly.

You mean that 300 with an Aztec rear end?