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To me the prime example is Three Musketeers. It's just Snickers for eunuchs.
Secret best candy bar: Take Five.

I don't at all agree that it's boring, but I think there's a case to be made that they botched the pacing a little bit in the back half of the season. The first half tied a complete knot in your guts with the Kimmy/Paige/Afghanistan plots and then there was a hiccup when then switched over to Martha/South Africa. It's…

I'm amazed how many candy bars continue to exist despite being complete garbage.

A "chamber full of promise" is the outlaw's "marshal stiffy".

English Oceans was the best of the post-Brighter bunch by a mile and it didn't even get a review here.

Thing is the good ones used to be, at least on the surface, songs about how alcohol ruined their lives — and they still made you want to drink. (Go listen to, say, George Jones' "Just One More". Congratulations, you're now drunk.) Now they're just beer commercials and they make me want to go LDS.

Gentile Q: does the first person to wake up get to drink Elijah's wine (should he fail to collect it) and enjoy a morning buzz?

Gilly Gets Hard

For a dude who puts on such airs with regards to hats he failed to ceremoniously remove his upon hearing of the lady's death, which would seem the proper thing to do.

The end totally had me doing the laugh from "Crawl Space".

I understand the "A+" to be a privilege reserved for those blessed with hindsight, but how about those of us here in the present agree to collectively make a mental note?

Same with the Hunger Games — the capital gives all the oppressed a powerful grievance, a fresh set of child martyrs to fixate on annually, and an incentive for everyone to learn combat skills and acclimate themselves to violence from a young age. How exactly was this supposed to end?

So this rigid caste structure also offers total, voluntary social mobility? I can't tell if that's a complete misunderstanding of how human society has always functioned or an idea that would serve as an interesting counterfactual premise in the hands of a better writer.

On a whim I tried it specifically because it's not something I would ever check out and for the most part loved it. In a time when adults constantly insist upon sharing how anodyne sitcoms afflict them with "the feels" it was refreshing to experience something genuinely affecting in a mature way. But what really…

They all knew. Each remembers to this day, and this has been the unspoken subtext of every subsequent conversation you have ever had with any of them. Any interaction between any two of them without you present has, in some sense, been about this incident, often explicitly, sometimes merely implied, in the same way…