Maybe I'm missing something. What makes a luxury car need rear wheel drive? Tradition? This is, by no means a sports car. It's not meant to be eyeball flattening fast. It is meant to get you from point A to point B with ease, comfort and class. This is can do, and it does it very well!

My 2005 Acura has standard bluetooth. Did you really suggest an Impreza is "far sweeter" than any Honda/Acura? If it were an STi, and depending on your needs, I could almost see this. Even the WRX, though it's a bit more of a stretch. But a base Impreza compared to the base ILX, there is no question. I would take the…

Are those liquor bottles in the wheels of that Benzo?

I don't give a damn, this gif never gets old.

First off, I believe the #1 answer is Ferrari clothing of any kind. Secondly, there are plenty of people out there sporting leather NFL jackets. While they may not cost $1700, they still look like idiots wearing them. And which would you rather be seen in, the Ferrari jacket in the article or this NFL jacket?

If wearing Ferrari, or any other apparel from a car manufacturer with a racing team is a douchebag move, can the same be said about all sports apparel? Just because you are wearing that Chief's jersey, doesn't mean you are fooling anyone into thinking you are playing for the team. Oh and while you are wearing that…

R.I.P. Doc! A huge asset to motorsport is gone, but his legacy lives on!

That would be the brake button... Once the siren is "wound up" it coasts down on it's own. You can manually slow it down to a stop. It moo's like a cow that got glanced by a bullet train.

The EQ2B is an electronic version of the old mechanical Q by Federal Signal. It can fairly accurately reproduce the sound of the Q and do the yelp and PA functions as well. While this is designed to go in a fire truck or ambulance, I have installed them in police vehicles.

Blues Brothers siren. It's actually a Federal Signal PA200 stuck between the wail and yelp setting. Sounds hilarious in person!You can hear it at the beginning of this clip.

A buddy reminded me of the wooden crate from Need for Speed 2. For the life of me, I cannot find a picture of it!!! By far the best use of a Volvo, err... I mean box in a video game!

Pro touring cars are designed to handle. While this one appears to be a little low, I'm sure it's still up to the challenge! This is not designed to be a 1/4 mile monster.

Noisy? That's fine! It's supposed to be!

Did you say sumpin' about cereal?

My blue Hot Bird. It came with my Hot Wheels Service Center. I still have it! It's sitting on my desk right now along with some other favorites.

This is not going to go well...

He shoulda called a cab instead!

This one is a little faster. The motor was in a FB RX7 before this and set a record or two. KC has some fast cars!!!

His owner is known to be quite emotional as well!

Hats off to the person who threw a chair at him around 2:46 into the vid! Apparently angry Russians are afraid of chairs!