Barbecue Sauce

Because I don’t have any friends. I still enjoy the online game. I’ve beat the single player twice and feel no need to revisit.

I sold some stuff to Gus last night and he mentioned it was the season of witches so Harriet finally has some company or something of the sort.

“The good news is: This sauce fucks”

Crepes

I hate theaters. The crowds, the no pause if I have to pee and the overpriced concessions. Now this dates me but the last movie I saw in a theater was the 1999 flick “Being John Malkovich” It was right around that time I found the wonders of the DVD and never looked back. 

How would they get toilet paper to that little island with the shortages worldwide?

Sheridan Wyoming has a reported case. So pretty darn close. Actually scratch that. 4 reported cases in Montana today.

People are starting to make a run on hand soap too. We sold over 300 bottles at a Home Depot today.

See now I like Dt. Mountain Dew been my go to for years. May have to give this a try though.

Huh....it’s obvious. The title of the damed series is “Game"of Thrones. C'mon people!!

“Also, you can run out of ammo and reloading each bullet quickly made my finger get swore”

And you can start free roam in your camp!

With the exception of one playoff run Joe Flacco just hasn’t been very good his entire career.

Honestly this what scares me about Trump losing an election let alone impeachment is that the Trumptards won’t accept and start a “revulooshin’”

Those Fucking Lakers

Say what you will about S.I. but at least they let Rohan Nadkarni write a pice on The Crossover about how the N.B.A. should cut ties with China.

The Spaghetti Incident was masterpiece compared to Chinese Democracy

Im not going to bring up that Dirk isn’t in the hall of fame, because he’s a sure fire 1st ballot hall of famer. I’m just gonna bring up the fact that Dirk like Harden never played defense. (Dirks still one my favorite players of all time though)

Bruce would’ve waited til Harden was up in the air for the shot then convienlty placed his feet in Harden’s landing zone.