Please... PLEASE, tRump, stop talking. If the CIA ever goes back to “torture and dark sights” (as if they ever stopped, amirite), just play his voice on loop. Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin uses it on his enemies.

Hey, non-book-readers: Does that trailer make any sense to you?

I could spot the beats and knew where they were going (I read all the Frank Herbert Dune books growing up). I suspect that was essentially just a bunch of random ominous images for someone going in fresh, though.

It’s going to be interesting to see how the…

I really wonder what’s going on at Delta. They’ve been really aggressive about enforcing mask-wearing on their flights even to the point of permanently banning people from flying on their planes and now this. Tossing Karen off the flight is one thing but an upgrade and a “Black Lives Matter” Delta pin? I’m stunned. If…

A spokesperson said there would be no interviews. Instead, she called this situation irrelevant.

I’m designing a new test to give to potential police officers.

Nothing says “everybody hates you” when a video of you getting punched in the face is orders if magnitude more popular than anything you’ve said or done.

Why do I get the feeling this was just an attempt to poison the well by Spencer?  The right’s whole thing these last few years has been blatant trolling, and this just feels like a particularly hamfisted attempt.

Given how it seems the kids have been angered by this for years pretty sure it’s less “the kids come first” and more “well the polling’s collapsed and if I want any sort of convention circuit after this I need to jump now and this is a great excuse that people will give me sympathy for”.

Why would you wish such a thing on a poor, innocent shark?

I vote vat of acid.

Oh god, teleprompter Trump. The range and impact of a 5 year old made to read a paragraph in front of the class in the body of a tubby 75 year old in a bad suit. And no frothing sycophantry waiting to suck his dick if he farts in a mic.

Yeah, they are. Biden’s measured, polished, inspirational speech set a tone that Trump will be hard-pressed to match. And that was Trump’s handlers’ worst nightmare. Because it took the air out of Donnie the Con’s expected dog-and-pony show because Joe Biden looked ... Presidential.

If Biden wins there is going to be much to focus on, and “Do” (or Undo, as it were) right off the bat. I think this speech was about being smart, reasonable, committed, kind, a grand departure from our current suffering and able to tackle the 10,001 problems he faces on Day 1. He outlined his work without making it…

Wow. Faux News had Donnie the Con all teed up to take potshots at Biden and he flubbed it? With a fawning facilitator and doubtlessly his key White House and campaign staff behind him?

Better yet, put it in Bitcoin! Or YAM! Or Libra!

Any time you have Steve Bannon, Erik Prince and Kris Kobach involved in a fundraising operation, you can be fully assured that everything is on the up and up and there’s no monkey business. The whole thing was...uh...ummm...accounting errors! Yeah, that’s it! Accounting errors made by....that guy.

If there’s any justice in this world, Trump Tower will be taken by eminent domain and turned into a shelter for LGBTQIA refugees from Central and South America, Africa and the Middle East, and the funds from this would be used to pay for it.

Other than fraud, the only real crime here is that Bannon didn’t take more money.

(Un)holy sh!*. THIS is amazing. Pure internet gold.

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