3rdshallot
3rdShallot
3rdshallot

cool story

serving stoners bottomless coffee at 2am?

do these businesses not have phones?

what? people pay Uber to NOT deliver their food?

....and are willing to sacrifice hot food, or a 29% chance you never get what you ordered and you have to spend 20 minutes on phone with thailand to get refunded

i dont know what’s scarier: that blogs are teaching people how to order takeout; or that there are people that actually learned something from this

but this will be different with Activision and CoD, they pinky-swore on that one.

is there a way to turn up the music so it covers over the terrible (and endless) dialog?

part of growing up is learning what to get worked up about. what other people think about a video game is near the bottom of that list.

classic video game blogger gatekeeping. “can’t let new viewers talk about the TV show, because we all covered this 10 years ago.”

I love how your headline contradicts your subline (is that a word?). “cut” != excluded.

BREAKING NEWS: someone did a TikTok

saying you have “no reason to believe” a multi-billion dollar corporation would lie or go against their pinky-swear promise, is the definition of shilling for a brand.

I can’t imagine caring about anything less than “IGN Commenters”

fake news. you think people are going to watch the season finale of the world’s current most popular show over getting preached at by Sean Penn?

“ALL THE PEOPLE>??>!!!?!!!”

great investigation journalism! the world needs more bloggers trying to get people fired from jobs they dont have anymore on networks that don’t exist for jokes from 16 years ago. this is the way.

i’m old enough to remember when recaps were shorter than the episode

you’re a profound misunderstanding of it being OK to not to listen to someone you don’t like. change the channel, don’t read the book, don’t buy the game, don’t attend the lecture, live your life and let others live theirs.

y’all spend so much energy on someone you hate. move on, you’ll feel better about yourself.