Wheezy carb + 202k + paint damage + interior damage. C'mon Tj... Don't be a fool...

Won't happen... he isn't all-new or revised for the upcoming model year. If he gets some cosmetic upgrades and works out a bit, then we can discuss it.

Sweet car, bitter price. (Bitter? I hardly knew her!)

OK, here's the plan:

GEE, I hope these two vehicles don't get STOLEN from the impound yard and shipped somewhere offshore.

This is NOT REPRESENTATIVE of Canada. Other than the red and white, of course.

If you believe Smokey & The Bandit, he got his rig up to 93 mph (which sounds a bit suspect to me). So modern rigs must be able to do at LEAST 125, right??

165 mph? With the police pacing him right behind? That's 65 mph, nothing more. Someone threw in the "one hundred" to make it sound better.

LOL!

The ones just in front of the windscreen? Yeah, no idea there. High-pressure windscreen washers?

What's with the metal-rimmed nostrils on the front? Kinda look like turbo intakes, but that wouldn't make any sort of sense for a mid-rear setup.

No, it's all over the place... front, back, side... it's like they slightly inflated the MR2 and put a Porsche badge on it.

I see MR2 all over the place. Is it just me?

Someone ran over my shed yesterday (well, tried to) and smashed it. For $900, I'll scrounge up some cinder blocks to put this thing on and have something even better than a shed - velour upholstery and a bathroom! NP!

Does this mean that come 2015 the AOTD will be split between "Miata" and "Alfa", or will the Alfa trump because Jalop card?

Wow. That was the most gentle "driving over your house" ever. It's like he didn't want to scuff up his newly detailed tires, or tear up his lawn too much? "Hoon"? This is more spoon than hoon.

Quit just wagen your tongue and tell the volks what you really think.

I won't get all long-winded, but it should suffice to say it was a 2003 VW New Beetle TDI, and ended with one too many repair bills. VW is now personally verboten.

Super 7, I believe. That was a total dick move.

Yup, someone got it below: [jalopnik.com]