Kids are awesome, I’ll play with other people’s for literally *minutes* at a time!

Why not?

N+1 rule.

Pfft. It would have sold for more if they didn’t break the white dot seals on the hood and doors — dumb Brits.

Here you are, ready to attack the workday in your Mercedes-Benz SLC! Look at you go! Reach for the stars and make your dreams come true.

That’s what I’m trying to explain. Leftists seem to think that the center doesn’t exist anymore. If 2016 proved anything it’s that the center is more critical than it’s ever been. It delivered 2008 and 2012 to Obama and 2016 to Trump. The DNC seemed to understand that at one point, but now its position on the spectrum…

If those two cash burning companies merge, there will be a cash burning black hole in Cali. It might destroy all accounting books on the west coast.

Or... go to the nearest hardware store and buy some of these:

Yeah, it appears that Republican Party will completely implode within the next few years, although maybe not.

It really was. The room they have towards the back with seating is where the shop was. One of my uncles was trying to get them to name it Joe’s tap room (after my grandpa).

Interesting. I thought that modern engine bearings stilled used babbit. More than likely applied in a different manner now of course.

Corporate writeoffs. A lot of folks that own their own companies lease the cars in the name of the company and use it as a personal vehicle. It’s supremely more common than you think.

This is brilliant.

While you make a compelling argument, my wife was someone’s first love at some point, and I refuse to stop doing terrible, horrible things to her because of that love.

No. The previous owner’s treatment of the car is not relevant to your ownership.

I generally agree with this, unless it’s some sort of museum piece. If you have a 1 of <10 car that future generations will want to see, you should at least keep it clean and safe. Drive it, and drive it hard (mechanical items can be fixed), but don’t street park it in NYC.

No. When you buy a car, it is a thing that you own. You are not a steward of the vehicle, to preserve it for future generations. You use it as you see fit.

All that tells me is that you don’t clean your elbows when you shower... I mean, dude, it’s a fucking elbow, not a molar with a cavity. You look at it twice a day, every day at least.

Um. I ....can’t say I condone it, but I did notice something in here: You’ve driven past this statue 300 times now, and you didn’t even knew it existed. Now that you do, you’re bitching about it. For those 300 times, this statue did absolutely nothing to you or for you. It took Charlottesville for you to get…

I assume horsepower would be adequate.