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Honest question: why shouldn’t he be allowed to work with high school or college kids? I’m not aware of any allegations of child abuse in his past. He completed court-supervised counseling. Remember, he and his fiancée were both charged with with assault and public intoxication that night, even as ghastly as the…

There’s a really weird disconnect going on with people who think we need prison and sentencing reform but also want to see a whole bunch of new zero tolerance policies applied to offenders forever.

Yeah that seems like a really strange go to for a white supremacist. “I’ll put all those subhuman scum in place with my vast knowledge of musical theater!”

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

Tears of joy. Welcome back to my ear holes.

And that is why Civil War 2 is an unfortunate inevitability.

First and only highlight for the Phillies’ 2017 season

That’s a hand that has never lifted a finger to do its own work, ever, in its life! Guess my knuckles would be that pristine at 72 if I’d never done a lick of work in my lifetime, either. Hyuck.

Doesn’t mean the team gets to broadcast it (even assuming the truth, which, why would we even give them the benefit of that doubt?)

Alternative take: Fuck Trump. Fuck the Pats. Fuck Boston. Fuck you. Fuck Atlanta and the Falcons, too. Fuck it all. Spring training starts soon. HERE WE GO, PHILS.

You know what Andy Reid finds even more enticing than Tony Romo’s busted ribs?

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Settle down. They’re refusing to sell them supplies, not giving them free blankets.

ALSO: Felix and Sylvester are definitely androids. It would be so much cheaper for the park to 3d print their own grunt workers, safer bc then the IP would be protected and would never leave the corporation due to the high turnover I would expect from being a robot murder surgeon for 10 hours a day, and for christ…

I am 40 goddamn years old, and I am breaking out like a motherfucker. Does anyone have suggestions for acne products that work well with middle aged combination skin? (Nothing with benzoyl peroxide, please — I bleached spots in enough clothes, towels and sheets when I was a teenager.)

Have you read ‘the Terror’ by Dan Simmons? It’s about the Erebus and Terror. An amazing read. Also well researched. Highly recommend:

I prefer boxing. Sorry.