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Cap’s not dying. He’s going to live on a farm upstate, with trees and lots of room to run.

Real engineers can do CFD and FEA with pencils and envelopes.

I used to play in the car that Buddy Baker used to break 200mph at Talladega. After Buddy drove it Don White drove it for a couple more years and parked it behind his shop. My dad worked for Don when I was in grade school and would take me with him on Saturdays and I won a shit load of races in my head sitting at the

Make sure you have run off room. There are two forms of “trail breaking”.  One is using the brakes to set the front end and get the rear end to rotate.  The other is to clear a path through a untraveled part of the woods.   It’s easy to do the later when you are practicing the former if you don’t have enough run off

The after credits scene was the best part of the whole video.

I know it was all in good fun.  I was trying to be funny. 

You missed this part then

This should be a video series. History of Iconic Cars: Wrong Answers Only.

Um, did you just out yourself as a troll who lurks on The Root ‘cos you get some kind of contrarian-republican-boner out of the experience?

The very 1st time I try and sneak out a very, very tired joke and it gets missed. I must suck at jokes. I’ll quit the jokes I guess.

You can say a lot about Jezza, but not that he has the right stuff. Or that the phrase “the Right Stuff” was coined to describe him.

Don’t you have to throw in some WWII German contributions to the jet engine or do we not discuss that here?

Many people experienced the same problem as you. I would never buy or recommend any new Nissan. Any car manufacturer that uses the CVT will not sell me that car.

You hear that, Albert? He called you a n00b.

How about the principle of parking correctly and not getting tickets in the first place?

I will be building a PC after my move, I can’t wait to have more options.

Everyone who didn’t see this coming please raise your hand and move over into the stupid line. We’ll be making you run laps for the next 2 hours.

The One X is pretty awesome, but if you have a great gaming PC, why bother?

The owner must have got bored after 296 runs.

Finally! I’m going to take out my collection of rare and valuable sports cards and put them in the spokes of a bike like they were meant to be damn it! See ya 1957 Johnny Unitas, you’re spoke fodder now!