Better yet, make them run the crusher on their own car. “Just sign this waiver here..and pull this lever right here”

Forza 7 looks amazing on my PC. It looks like garbage on my xbox because it isn’t 4k.

Will all my cars from Forza 7 instantly be available in Horizon?

Yeah go ahead and turn your speakers up...

As fast as he was going, that GTR blew by him. I was so hoping he caught him in the tight stuff but...he did not.

How many mountain bikes/road bikes fit in the back? Does it also come with a golden surfboard for the top?

I’ve voted with my star. thank you.

And wives. Sorry, that was terrible..

We did this in Panama, to the people that would try to wash our windows at the stoplight. I’m not proud, but it was funny back in the day in my 20’s.

Left out the best part. “Don’t suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!”

I mean it worked for that teenager in Jurassic Park. She knows that system.

hotdog down a runway? no wait, that’s not right..

“Dear playboy forum”

needs more rust

Currently searching for Benny Hill version...nothing found yet.

Jesus H is that the Pikes Peak wing setup?

Would have been funnier if it was from Portland.

His storytelling ability is pretty damn good. I don’t agree with his political bulllshit. We need people like him in small doses. Give him a shot, you will be entertained.

Why do you know this? Was it a dare?

I must be too early for the “Trainspotting” comments. I’ll come back later.