Cool story! Hopefully she didn't pick your pocket. Marie is always thieving stuff. :)

Totally. You could spin in place and just watch dudes fly past missing their dive-tackles.

I remember that team all too well - in real life and in Madden. I stopped using them since I could run up the score at will against friends.

I disagree about Faulk > Sanders. Sanders had some very lousy offensive units around him and you could still dominate a game with him. Defenses could line up 8 or even 9 in the box and still get toasted.

Some guys I'd love to see:

NYer born and bred. Never had a cronut and I don't intend to. In fact I've never met a person who's tried one.

I'm not into being particularly healthy but I don't care for a lot of sugar (or diet softdrinks for that matter) so unsweetned iced tea for the win. Love that green tea! I'm on an oolong kick now, I brew my own at home and take it with me wherever I go.

Yes! My wife and you should be friends.

My wife has the same aversion to left-overs. As someone who hates to see food go to waste, it makes me absolutely crazy.

Great stuff!

Snoop may be my all-time favorite TV killer but you don't need to look at fiction to find the worst female kind has to offer, just peep the doc "Cocaine Cowboys" and meet Giselda Blanco:

She can thrash male prostitutes. What's the problem?

Never mind Snoop or The Bride (both great characters), those ladies were fictional. A woman can most certainly exist in the GTA world! Case in point, Griselda "The Godmother" Blanco.

Cool stuff! Nice post Patricia!

Oh true indeed. I saw GG's last show (at The Gas Station) under threat of being hit with excrement and that only raised the excitement level.

Thank you. That's the Brooklyn that I know and love - not the one appropriated and commodified by outsiders wearing "defend Brooklyn" shirts.

Fortunately there are always enough foreigners to keep the cul-de-sac-ians from thinking Queens is cool.

Roman candle fights are my jam. And my black friends called them nigga-chasers too

Hustler diet will hold you down with a little left over to smoke a little something at the end of the night!

Gross. NYC is bursting at the seams with these kind of shitbags. Why would I spend money to waste two hours watching them, when I can stand on Ludlow Street and do it for free?