I don't like the notion of scraping Hot air off of asphalt.....it can get over 160 degrees on a typical summer day.

Stupid fuckin' anti-collision technology!

just hitchhike to Moab and find this place.......simple and cheaper

Don't you mean "wood I??"

I can’t help but wonder how those wheels/tires would look on my Miata.

Pull the head would be worse...(involves removing timing chain)

Fin city!

Working on their reTIREment

My first thought too...transplant the entire drivetrain out of a Tacoma or 4runner

So, we we know the driver's black then?

Please tell me, where does the money go when the feds collect?

J-Lo

Well, a case like this is a deterrent for anyone considering doing inspections for a living. In return for your extraordinarily hard work... pressure test brake lines?... remove wheels? You risk prison time if someone crashed their car.

Get a shit eating dog!

Easily replaceable body panels would be a plus.

I see a skid-steer without it's bucket.

Henceforth, I’ll always have a biscuit in my car for this type of emergency!

The lawyers will never let it happen. There would definitely be injuries and deaths from heavy rolling objects falling on humans.

Well, if you fill the damn thing full of water, it's heavier than it was ever intended to be.