No Sigourney Weaver is an unbelievably massive oversight. The Alien franchise, Ghostbusters, Cabin in the Woods, and in one of her first roles, she played Woody Allen’s date. Absolutely chilling.

A class act as always! Reminds of David Lynch: made great genre-defining movies 20-30 years ago and now is enjoying his own personal hobbies (woodworking in Lynch’s case), making music, and generally being a positive person.

Hellraiser was about the extremes a desperate #girlboss with incredible shoulder pads would go to for some good dick.

“This is a film about psychic wounds made physical”

“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Hamburglar, and Hell followed with him.”

Just tried that myself, and you’re not wrong:

Biblically-accurate fast food mascots

Grimace has awakened to his true form, and is going to bring about the Third Impact

There is a difference between Passion of the Christ and Last Temptation of Christ when it comes to brutality and trauma.  All I'm going to say.

Because he didn’t have the decency to leave an audiobook version?

What’s funny is his Galaxy Quest character felt the same way about that role as Rickman seemed to about Snape.

Yeah, I mean, Daniel Radcliffe went on to really stretch and improve, and now he’s one of our more interesting stars...but any accomplished actor at Rickman’s level would have seen this gig as daycare back then.

Snape would have been an unbearable character with almost any other actor in the role 

probably still going to be young adults for the foreseeable future, so....

Are you sure? I just put in a bulk order of sarongs in youth sizes that I was planning on giving out to people who joined my cult -- it may not be too late to get a refund issued.  

Didn’t you read the article? People are already worshipping its action figures on an altar. Of course it’s fucking good!

It’s as if Ezra Miller looked at the long arc of Johnny Depp’s career and said “I can do that, but twice as crazy and in a third of the time!”

I remember thinking that the twist in the original was so obvious that the filmmakers were deliberately telegraphing in order to do a misdirect. The hints were so obvious and consistent that we were going “well clearly they won’t do that”.

At this point the dude should lean in to the whole thing and start hawking a line of vibrating anal beads.