Be on the lookout for:

Ann Coulter also likes to claim she’s never watched the Boondocks episode that did a great job of mocking her.

Some asshole on my Facebook feed did a side by side of her and Tom Cruise today to show “who takes care of themselves and who doesn’t.”

it’s always funny when a long-gestating project finally comes out and it’s the weirdest possible version it could be.

This stupid trailer’s given away the mystery - the weird thing in the sky is the words “From Jordan Peele”.

In fairness, they’ve been making/not making/definitely imminently releasing/never going to happen-ing a Killer Klowns sequel for decades. A stealth remake by Jordan Peele seems entirely reasonable with all of that in mind. 

Now, bear with me: I initially thought - based on the mysterious cloud dragging a flag streamer - that this was going to be a surprise remake of “Killer Clowns from Outer Space’.

Don’t laugh.

Going by The Evil Within, I imagine it would just be "add more tropes"

After Remake 3. I kinda would like if they did Code Veronica instead of 4.

I am a huge fan of the aesthetic of this game, plus the monsters being a mix of Yokai and contemporary Urban Legends from Japan. And then the FPS weapons/attacks being a mix of casting Shinto blessings/charms, a modern bow with wisteria-blossom designs and a purple blessing-cord thingy, and Ofuda seals as…

And what is it with old ladies waiting 50 YEARS to conclude their revenge sagas? I mean, I ask you. Gee whiz.

The Difficulty Discourse—if properly harnessed—could harvest enough Gamer Rage energy to power most major cities for decades. Seriously, strap A Gamer into a chair, hook them up, and show them a video of someone having fun adjusting a slider for a boss fight in a Souls game, and watch every light in New York surge…

Why is the media questioning the co-stars but not Ansel himself?

I get it, Ana de Armas is very hot in both senses right now, but I hate frivolous nonsense like this. Trailers are lies. They have always been lies. I’m still salty over the Hitchhiker’s Guide trailer being better than the actual movie. But I don’t feel owed the $2 or whatever I paid at Hollywood Video.

Someone let him know about Blade Runner 2049.  Much better movie AND she’s nude in it!

I mean, Knock Knock still exists for god’s sake!

Cost to rent a movie without Ana de Armas in it: $3.99

I will shortly be filing a class action suit against Universal for leaving James Corden in.

I hope the genre continues to prosper and we see even more indie titles that use the quirky mechanics to great advantage.

To be fair to the film, though, that scene where Louis XIV holds a press conference rambling about the curative effects of ground-up mermaid injected directly into the body now looks weirdly prescient.