Dee really needs to curb her vodka.

If there’s one funny sketch in five, it’s a good episode.

The Waitress is such a tragic figure, because she’s arguably even more pathetic than The Gang. After all, at least they have each other. She has no one, so she just keeps getting sucked into their vortex of awfulness even though she supposedly hates them.

Yeah, but it’s not like the year Chase was on was so much better. Seriously, we’ve all been watching “best of” compilations for years, but go back and watch a full, unedited episode sometime. If there’s one funny sketch in five, it’s a good episode.

This episode was gold.

And of course she would get it wrong. The percentage of alcohol only matters when applied to the volume of drink consumed, not the number of individual servings. The guys were drinking beers in 355 ml cans. Those minibottles can’t have held half of that, so despite being stronger, each bottle probably had the same…

You can argue who comes off worse in the Dan/Chevy feud that got Harmon fired for season 4. They were both assholes. The difference is, Harmon has grown, and Chase hasn’t. I imagine one of the things that pushed Harmon into therapy was that Chevy Chase was basically like his Ghost of Christmas Future. Spirit, is it…

The scene of Dee doing beer to wine conversions in her head was hilarious. Of course that would be her secret skill.

The lantern hanging on all the reboot jokes was a little much, but Kaitlin Olsen was fantastic in getting to be the center of the episode. She is constantly thwarted, but is also the straight woman for all of the nonsense.

“I’m posting up... I figure a plane full of broads, there’ll be a lot of horny women... So I’m like a spider, waitin’ back here and catch some flies.”

“You’re supposed to be drinking wines! You know? You’re not supposed to be selling vag-rocks and shit tea...”

Snarky jokes are fun, but in a world gone as insane as this one is, teasing crazy d-bags about their ridiculous conspiracy theories will be seen by those crazy d-bags as confirmation. And there are millions of them. I mocked a Breitbart comment section yesterday about QAnon, leaning so hard into the mockery, and I got…

This whole “Avril Lavigne is dead” gibberish is just a smokescreen to throw people off the REAL story: Katy Perry was artificially created in a MAXIM magazine-sponsored facility under the football stadium on the campus of the University of Utah. Open your eyes, people.

Real missed opportunity by not making it look like Toad.

I knew it!  Batman is circumcised. Looks like Phil owes me 5 bucks.

Shouldn’t it have a cowl?

Then he definitely shouldn’t be giving her any advice.

He’s grooming me.

If you do develop the time machine required to un-read the header, maybe do us a favor and skip back to mid-2016, and help the American public avoid this whole mess in the first place by knocking some sense into them?

Everything probably feels huge when held in his tiny hands.