I helped unveil the original xB, which was known then as the Toyota bb, at the Toyota Amlux Building in Ikebukuro in 2001. Two years before Scion was launched in the US. I was in Japan working in the stage/event business and built a wheel to quickly wind up the big sheet over the car. It needed to disappear behind the…

But to be fair, he was on the way to make the delivery and a pelican flew in front of him and then he swerved, jumped out, and then couldn’t find the car.

Or the signature can stay as long as he changes his name to Penis Doodle.

I’muhhkay I’muhkaay!

Yeah, but in the future it will all make sense. When I was a kid, cordless phones and microwave ovens didn’t make any sense. Just wait.

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This movie should win anyone over!

I picked up a used one this year with under 40K miles and tech package for the price of a new Honda Civic. Best car I’ve ever owned. I use a roof rack to haul bikes and kayaks, so a wagon is perfect. I’d love to see a TLX wagon, AWD V6, to pick up used in 5 years.

I’m not a killer, but if I find this guy first, give him an atomic wedgie, and post photos to social media, I could really boost my street cred.

I wonder how this idea would work in professional sports?

I had that too, and that thing could take some serious punishment and keep working. Just like the man.

I think the window is open.

Coat hanger to get keys, Mountain Dew to put out fires. He’s like a boy scout.

“For... bananas, I guess?” Yeah, bananas and GLORY!

I would say it’s a freshness rating, four out of five. Not bad.

I thought the sheriff had to slam on the brakes when they got to the county line.

A great interview often ends with, “WOOOOOOOOOOO!”

I recommend sound off and reading in Harry Caray voice.

I could watch hours of Harry Carey doing car reviews. “It’s a great day for driving,.... and Budweiser! Got mine right here in this cup holder.”