Libtard enviorMENTALists strike again. My uncle went out of business back in ‘78, all thanks to ‘federal regulations’. One day you’re the second biggest distributor of lead paint to Mattel in Hamilton and Saratoga Counties, and the next

*looks at shiny, puffy face with glassed over eyes**ahem*

Arby’s should be killin the game. Aside from the roast beef, gyros are great. Reuben is so much better than anything you should be able to get in a drive thru window. Yes, I will die on a hill of cherry turnovers.

People slept on Arby’s. Yes, back when it was barf-beef with smegma sauce you could make fun of it, but now their menu is almost airtight: gyros, a good chicken sandwich, good fish sandwich, Kings Hawaiian rolls, and SEASONED CURLY FRIES.

You and me both man. In fact, most of Arby’s stuff is really good. I worked there in high school (over 20 years ago now) and I still eat there whenever I get the chance. I fucking love it.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

KNOCK ON WOODY IF YOU’RE WITH ME!

Both “88" and “14" think pretty highly of him.

I think he already embraced that 88 and that 88 certainly embraced him.

Maureen Dowd: “Let me eat cake”

They’re so hellbent on not letting Brown do anything for them, they won’t even hire UPS.

“There are even those who have gone so far as to compare their ideological targets - myself among them - to excrement, a hateful characterization which this helpful link to Google Books will show harkens back to the era of Nazi propaganda.” - Bret Stephens, 9/6/19

“Your mid-term grades have come in. Quasar Funk, you have a 1.2 grade point average. Congratulations, you’re at the top of the Kinja pledge list. Rarely Sober Insomniac, you’ve got a 0.6. Drunk and not getting any sleep is no way to go through life. CleverNameHere, 0.1 GPA. A fine example you’re setting for the others…

Oh lovely desk dent... You are my only friend, desk dent. You fit my forehead perfectly and more perfectly every time I read a Trump story. Don’t ever leave me desk dent. I don’t think my walls can take it.

I’m a problem solver and I think I know what to do with all the lost advertisers for Fox. Make a reality show where you banish these troglodytes to RACIST ISLAND.

Sir this is a pick-your-own pumpkin patch.

As a (somewhat removed) descended relative of Robert E. Lee, I have to say this was hilarious and moving. Soon as I saw you were a fellow skateboarder from about the same days, it hit even harder. If I had lived in the same places, we likely would have skated together and already known each other. The fact you would…

Back in college, my roommate pointed out that he had never seen a “LeCar” (Renault) that didn’t have body damage. We’re walking up the hill to see a football game on a windy fall day, and there’s one in pristine condition under an oak tree. I commented on it and the wind took out a heavy branch which landed right…

For a min there I thought you were talking about phone phreaking...after key words “beige box” & “911" were said. Then I remembered that could also mean Toyota and Porsche.