Dunno about the ethics/compatibility/Thanksgiving dinner drama that might accompany dating a Neanderthal, but in college you couldn’t keep me away from the ladies at the Denisovan all-girls academy down past the tar-pits.  Oooh, mama!  Hot Deni gals FTW!

You can’t sell very many hardcopy steaks from your brick & mortar stores—not when it’s so easy to stay home and enjoy the savory convenience of...STREAMED HAMS.

I’m a problem solver […]

Yeah, this is solid stuff.  Good Kinja, even.

Stephen Miller is 33. THIRTY-THREE.

Cuccinelli. Goddamn, Trump really is assembling a Monster Society of Evil.

Bwah-ha-ha-haaah!

Whoa, tight and hella correct.  Star for you!

Once a year, a need to congratulate you on having the best avatar image in all of Kinja:  Cool Porygon.  Well done, Gabe Fernandez!

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

Holy shit, now I can’t unsee it!

And as Filipinos, we know from buses!

Biggie?  Sheeeeeeeeeiiit.  

I guess that next time, the author will try the more friendly confines of Vanilla Dome.

“Snake Plissken?  I thought you were Me Too’d!”

Jerry West won the 1969 NBA Finals MVP, despite his Lakers falling to the Celtics in 7 games. Dude averaged 38 ppg in the series, and had a line of 42p, 13r, 12a in game 7. And all of that was against Bill Russell’s defense, and before the 3 pt. line existed.

Now this here is some legit attempted racism.  

First, Turkmenbashi, and now Berdimuhamedov. Dafuq IS it with Turkmenistan, man?

+1 vernal/autumnal.

The owner of Equinox, Stephen Ross, also owns SoulCycle and the Miami Dolphins. Ross has been called out by a bunch of people, including one of the Dolphins’ players, for hosting an upcoming 100k~250k per person fundraiser for Trump.