Stephen Miller is 33. THIRTY-THREE.

Cuccinelli. Goddamn, Trump really is assembling a Monster Society of Evil.

Bwah-ha-ha-haaah!

Whoa, tight and hella correct.  Star for you!

Once a year, a need to congratulate you on having the best avatar image in all of Kinja:  Cool Porygon.  Well done, Gabe Fernandez!

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

Holy shit, now I can’t unsee it!

And as Filipinos, we know from buses!

Biggie?  Sheeeeeeeeeiiit.  

I guess that next time, the author will try the more friendly confines of Vanilla Dome.

“Snake Plissken?  I thought you were Me Too’d!”

Jerry West won the 1969 NBA Finals MVP, despite his Lakers falling to the Celtics in 7 games. Dude averaged 38 ppg in the series, and had a line of 42p, 13r, 12a in game 7. And all of that was against Bill Russell’s defense, and before the 3 pt. line existed.

Now this here is some legit attempted racism.  

First, Turkmenbashi, and now Berdimuhamedov. Dafuq IS it with Turkmenistan, man?

+1 vernal/autumnal.

The owner of Equinox, Stephen Ross, also owns SoulCycle and the Miami Dolphins. Ross has been called out by a bunch of people, including one of the Dolphins’ players, for hosting an upcoming 100k~250k per person fundraiser for Trump.

[...] your fitness journey.

I feel you. And I’d much rather hear an opposing announcer come up with cute nicknames and catch phrases for their own team’s players than the hate-filled, homeristic, and just plain lazy shit that Johnny Most used to tag whoever was playing the Celtics that night.  

Beautiful. All it needs is lot* of homoerotic dance choreography, and a film version that lingers uncomfortably often on young men’s crotches, and it will deliver the Westside Story experience in full.

They’re also not accomplishing anything with their antics except providing fodder for right-wing whataboutism.