Lucky Buddha is actually a pretty tasty beer.  And the bottles are fantastic.

My wife and I have a little conceit that we’ve presented to our niece as fact: Whenever you see a wheel cover from off a car, and it’s propped up on its edge along a curb, against a tree, etc, it’s actually an award handed out by the city to honor a particularly beautiful easement, or a tree that always gives the…

This man’s honorary West Coast card will read “4 LIFE,” and have no expiration date.

First things first: I’m not Black, and I didn’t mean to imply that I was. I’m sorry that I misled you. I’m just a brown dude whose Filipino dad’s DNA pretty much won the dominant/recessive battle over 90+% of my French & Swedish mom’s DNA.

Not a gay man, can’t say whether you’re right or wrong with any more certainty than I can say Peck was right or wrong. But I do know that if I read the same piece, except it was written by a Black man known for slamming others who weren’t Black in the way the author was, and you swapped out “gay” and all the…

5. I don’t see color, BUT THE COLOR OF THAT FISH WOMAN IS WRONG!!!

Yes, maybe. OR—hear me out—maybe Hyundai just...doesn’t have the range.

Others in the Commentariat have pointed out a few omissions from the list, but this one is the only one that matters:

you really gonna overlook shedus like that

...what’s going on with that top lip? Did he get bitten by a jackrabbit?

[...]someone very high up at Main Justice approving it.

The fact that McBride’s 2nd (3rd?) generation televangelist has named one of his children “Pontius” is enough to sell me on watching.

But, again, we live in an upside down world[...]

She’d be a challenge if she got injured though—it would take a lot of people to carry her guernsey off the field.

Welp, found the guy who honestly believes Johnny Most was a pro-level announcer.

yeah but her hot cousin with the beauty mark tho

LotemIpsum didn’t say a Gotdamn thing about free anything. They said to expect regulations when your business is in selling or renting a necessity of life. There are more regulations on electricity sale pricing than there are on pricing perfumes or charging for auto repair. And even in our fucked up medical system,…

Good Lord, did you just flash a doomsday prophecy about landlords leaving the apartment ownership business, consigning masses of renters to eviction and unit scarcity due to owners taking rental units off the market? And you’re really warning that the impetus for this drastic outcome will be—wait for it...—new…

C’mon, can you really call it horse racing if you can’t trade rawhide with another horse now and again?

God bless bingo cards in general for their ability to put stereotypes and lazy-ass tropes front and center. Ms. Eveleth’s example is possibly the best example of bingo card meme excellence I’ve ever seen.