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Oh, shit!  Shitshitshitshitshit!  You’re 100% right.  I fucked that up, my bad.

Not a great, or even good player, certainly. And tweeting out a thinly-disguised gun threat against his old school definitely puts him in bad company as a human being.  

...Ezekiel Elliot, Dante Fowler, T.J. McDonald. I get your point.

That is...weird and unexpected.

To be fair, a tryout with the Gruden and Mayock Raiders, is that really a NFL job offer?

Remember what has happened here.

Bruno Mars is an adorable, pocket-sized, smooth-steppin’ Filipino charm bracelet of a singer, and you say unkind things about him at your peril. The arguably best Super Bowl halftime performer in history* deserves some damn respect.

My reaction to that bail amount, speaking as someone who spent a few days in lockup because I couldn’t make $63,000 bail for driving on expired tags:

Egads. Right there with you on the mansion thing. That sort of place needs high walls, patrolled by gunmen in suits and 1980s-influenced hairstyles.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Say what?

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The young people have it right: In this era, the most appropriate term for one’s emission is “skeet.”

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John Goodman makes the best RexTillerson:

Blast Thickchest!

I hate that stupid space turtle.

Irvine Meadows Amphitheater, just like you! And if you were a SoCal local, I bet you saw Oingo Boingo there, possibly a couple-few times... Irvine was always good for a Boingo Halloween show, occasionally with their original horn section.

Great festival, with best jerk chicken I’ve ever tasted to this day.  Favorite moments:

There is just something about McCollum’s 2018 tweet, “Im trying Jennifer,” that conveys such honest, weary, determined perseverance.

Mr. Burneko, your views on a few issues—say, the order of desirability of Democratic presidential candidates—differ radically from my own. Normally, this wouldn’t be worth mentioning, except that the vexation it causes me is escalated from a manageable 3 on the Annoyance Scale, up to an eye-twitching 7 or 7.5,

I loves me some Elie Mystal (even though he’s long been overly critical of the Obama administration, for reasons I can only wonder at) for his terrific political insights, but also because I’m pretty sure one of his daily goals is to insert a geek reference into every one of his appearances on talking head pundit

They may not have been exclusively for the culture, but any story touching on T.I. As a legit mensch really ought to at least touch on the fact that he’s talked suicidal jumpers off of ledges...twice.* Pulling a driver out of her flipped-over car, as is mentioned at the link, is just icing on the cake.