You need to respect the original 2nd Wave Feminists for what they did in fighting a righteous war, just like you need to respect WW2 Allied vets for doing the same. But if you keep that wartime mentality for 35+ years, well after the military/political/social landscape has changed and evolved, then you place yourself…

But dafuq is this respectful young man supposed to call this monster? “Miss” is only used for women who are younger than you. Forcing kids to always use your last name, as in “yes, Mrs. Dumbasfuck” is too cumbersome for even hierarchy-driven institutions like the military, or the court system.  Hell, even the nuns…

God grant that she takes her release lightly, violates her probation, violates it again while awaiting trial for her first violation, then be forced to serve out her original sentence. And the devil grant that she mouths off to the wrong woman while in prison, and gets whupped like whole cream a couple-few times.

he thinks New York is “backwards” compared L.A.

Elias is 15, and uses the term “YOU BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF JESUS.” I am ashamed at my own lack of accomplishment.

My favorite Ms. Franklin work, by far:

Check out 1:38.

You guys are so funny. EVERYONE knows the best pizza is from California.

I’m unworthy.

Man, the lobbying efforts of the Emu expatriate group, “EMUlate ‘32” have really paid off. If Cuba had emus, Havana would already be part of Florida right now.

Why, thank you! Now, if you’ll excuse me...

Nope, Bark is a real person. EDSBS liked to refer to him as “Our Steampunk Emperor” back in his LSU days, and Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe (who’s a big NFL fan) named his fantasy team “Barkevious Mingo’s Mum.” Most tellingly, dude earned the NOTY 2009 Name of the Year.

Actually, the Terps have run pretty clean programs, esp. compared to the Kansases of the NCAA. But there is reason for worry right now, as the FBI is taking a pretty long look at the hoops program for possibly being involved in the same recruiting and player-payment scandal that has already cast a shadow over…

Ah. Gotcha. And if it’s any consolation, I understand about being a fan of a team that has a lot of morally compromised history... I’m a Terrapins fan.

Was...was there supposed to be a picture there?

Er, a correction to my post above: The Fightin’ Whites were formed as an intramural basketball team at the University, and were (are?) separate from the school’s official Men’s NCAA basketball team.

A quick heads-up: The University of Northern Colorado men’s hoops team was way ahead of this shit. In 2002, the NA-heavy team (which also had white and Latino players) voted to rename themselves the “Fightin’ Whites,” often reported as the “Fightin’ Whities” (they eventually cranked out merchandise featuring both…

Hey, McQuade! I’m right there with you in choice of artist—my walk-up music would be Tomoyasu Hotei’s Russian Roulette. It’s a hell of a “Go! Go! Go!” song:

she’s not a vampire.

Well, that depends on if the IMF has just sanctioned Wick’s dog or not.