S’all good. Thanks for not making me think I somehow skated through HS geometry without understanding how angles work!

What would Mags do if she no longer got exclusives on Guiliani and Sister Sarah’s propaganda messaging?

Except HD uses 60º not 45º

Wars happen because that’s why we play EVE.

Those are just fantastic photographs.

Desmo valves are to Ducati what the rear engined layout is to Porsche. As is the longitudinal v-twin for Moto Guzzi and the front engine, rear drive layout for BMW.

🎵Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah🎶...

Ms. Judge, you’re burying the lede: According to Turner’s attorney, his client never intended to rape his victim, as he wasn’t seeking to have intercourse with a non-consenting partner—rather, the fact that he had his clothes still on proves that he only sought “outercourse.”

I just figured that “Iran” was pronounced the same way the Iron Sheik said it, whenever he was pulling heat in the (then) WWF, back in the ‘80s:

I used to be “of the Body...”

God bless Iris Clawson. And good on you, Mr. Ferhrman, forgiving a sweet, sharp, savvy hoops fan someone new to talk bsketball with—and for introducing her to Deadspin’s readers-at-large.

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He looks like he wants to be Ryan Leaf.

A lot of people say that, and there’s evidence that points to something like that being true. But any good heavyweight boxer will annihilate any welterweight. Does that mean that John Ruiz is a better boxer than Sugar Ray Robinson was? Hell, they say that an NFL team—any NFL team—would stomp every NCAA team 99 or…

You are...absolutely right, MT. I was being pretty thin-skinned, feeling like Mr. Petchesky was talking about Pujols as if he were Pelé, slumming it down with the NY Cosmos after 18 years at Santos. Your take is definitely more likely than mine, and is probably correct.

racking up Fine Season after Fine Season ingames played after most of the country has gone to bed

I regard Kareem with a respect that borders on hero-worship. I believe that Magic’s combination of compassion and will to succeed is unprecedented. And I don’t think the world will ever see someone with principles as unshakeable, or who will accomplish the impossible as many times, as Ali.